While I am sad to announce Ben Cohen's death due to a faulty quintuple surgery, Jerry Greenfield has decided to continue as a businessman in the ice cream industry. But who would of guessed that Jerry's new partner would be... Jared Fogle! The previous spokesman of the old sandwich chain, Subway, has been pretty under the radar for the past decade or so. Now he's back and bringing health into the world of ice cream. Some of the initial new flavors that the duo has created are as followed: Echinacea Vanilla Delight, Acai Furry Berry-Man, The Passion of the Fruit, and Jobo (no one knows what it tastes like and we've been told not to ask). There is already progress in changing the original signs to the logo below. In the next entry one of our field reporters will examine the new Jared & Jerry's, giving a taste-by-taste analysis of the new flavors and additions to the business.
Friday, April 8, 2033
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